Quote #21669
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #18239
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Quote #659
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that...
Quote #12182
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #4886
Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Quote #9453
so convincing were those dreams of being awake that he woke from them in...
Quote #16027
That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is...
Quote #28133
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up...
Quote #5090
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
Quote #12756
God helps those who help themselves.