Quote #1396
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
Quote #10988
In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #22117
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Quote #8290
Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
Quote #1049
Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up...
Quote #28527
True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table...
Quote #10876
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
Quote #4830
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Quote #14649
None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but...