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If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
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In our system, at about 1130 on election night, they just push you off...
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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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The heart is wiser than the intellect.
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Criminal A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a...
Quote #14497
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
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The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one’s preconceived ideas. In the...
Quote #4858
The fringed curtains of thine eye advance.