Quote #28659
Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #19030
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...
Quote #25784
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
Quote #18947
What we anticipate seldom occurs what we least expected generally happens.
Quote #679
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Quote #6581
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the...
Quote #3193
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #15125
There would be no great men if there were no little ones.
Quote #21876
A merely fallen enemy may rise again, but the reconciled one is truly vanquished.