Quote #27979
To forgive is human, to forget divine. . ..
Quote #31169
What people CAN do is very different from what they WILL do.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #12767
Good luck beats early rising.
Quote #33206
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it
Quote #16744
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Quote #6261
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.
Quote #12059
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
Quote #2875
The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks...
Quote #1930
Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.