Quote #3959
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often...
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #11178
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Quote #10100
If you do nothing unexpected, nothing unexpected happens.
Quote #20785
A thief believes everybody steals.
Quote #11905
Democracy works. Against us.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
Quote #29407
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.