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As we study the Word of God rightly divided we are to understand that...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #34058
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
Quote #23871
The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes...
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #26626
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
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To Robert Fulton What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind...
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And think not you can direct the course of love, for love, if it...
Quote #20639
Grow old along with me The best is yet to be, The last of...
Quote #32030
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.