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But I?m not so think as you drunk I am.
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I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
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Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one...
Quote #13769
Politics is applesauce.
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Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both...
Quote #7302
Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
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The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
Quote #29327
Wealth and children are the adornment of life.