Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #1827
My heart is pure as the driven slush.
Quote #6584
The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of...
Quote #11235
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...
Quote #24155
When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited...
Quote #21801
I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
Quote #5861
Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary.
Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #27014
Nature is not cruel, pitilessly, indifferent. This is one of the hardest lessons for...
Quote #22549
One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was,...