Quote #32975
The man who sees both sides of a question is a man who sees...
Quote #30900
You can’t force anyone to love you or lend you money.
Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #31317
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he...
Quote #24206
I like neither new clothes nor new kinds of food.
Quote #23292
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #3701
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he...
Quote #16529
No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only...
Quote #33291
It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to...
Quote #21092
If you want a symbolic gesture, don’t burn the flag wash it.