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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #24439
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring,...
Quote #31065
People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
Quote #5861
Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary.
Quote #372
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #31308
The strongest is never strong enough to be always the master, unless he transforms...
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No man has a right in America to treat any other man tolerantly, for...
Quote #9634
Invention is the mother of necessity.
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.