Quote #19046
We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we...
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #9766
I meant to write about death, only life came breaking in as usual.
Quote #20062
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends...
Quote #16291
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
Quote #13621
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Quote #19147
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #22889
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #1271
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has...
Quote #7509
It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.