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The mayor gave no other answer than that deep guttural grunt which is technically...
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There is this difference between happiness and wisdom, that he that thinks himself the...
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Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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Earlier people used to switch on TV’s after getting bored with their routine work....
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You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
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Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to...
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have...