Quote #6807
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Quote #24909
That which comes after ever conforms to that which has gone before.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16965
A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from...
Quote #28069
Earlier people used to switch on TV’s after getting bored with their routine work....
Quote #19810
The world has to learn that the actual pleasure derived from material things is...
Quote #2147
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared.
Quote #19681
Think of these things, whence you came, where you are going, and to whom...
Quote #25529
I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say...
Quote #11235
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...