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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans....
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Advice to writers Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
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All of the significant battles are waged within the self.
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An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
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The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are...
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In that instant he learned what jealousy was. He wanted to know the name...
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Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up...