Quote #6524
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of...
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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to...
Quote #3638
I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that...
Quote #20891
I met a fool i’ the forest, A motley fool.
Quote #12674
Unless you are ambitious, you do not make progress.
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Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...
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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #26821
I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.