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A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
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Life is too short to be taken seriously.
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I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six to five...
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I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form...
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Men, in general, are but great children.
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The man of power is ruined by power, the man of money by money,...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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A tactical retreat is not a bad response to a surprise assault, you know....
Quote #10407
If a man has ten good qualities and one bad one, to look at...