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I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #22809
The wise only possess ideas the greater part of mankind are possessed by them.
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Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early...
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Friends LOVE misery, in fact. Sometimes, especially if we are too luck or too...
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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
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How is the Empire?
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No government can be long secure without formidable opposition.
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.