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We all become great explorers during our first few days in a new city,...
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Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
Quote #3609
Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.
Quote #21869
Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow’s sun to thee may never rise.
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Of course we all have our limits, but how can you possibly find your...
Quote #1579
Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to.
Quote #32591
Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a...
Quote #24223
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called...