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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.
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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is...
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No horse gets anywhere until he is harnessed. No stream or gas drives anything...
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I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...
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My writing is like a ten gallon spring. It can issue from the ground...
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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good...
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Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is...
Quote #15843
Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.