Quote #1788
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
Quote #27284
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Quote #5501
Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom...
Quote #27539
Of course I believe that solipsism is the correct philosophy, but that’s only one...
Quote #471
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at...
Quote #32371
A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe...
Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #3122
Get this (economic plan) passed. Later on, we can all debate it.
Quote #13155
We live, as we dream, alone