Quote #3250
I believe that all of us ought to retire relatively young.
Quote #17542
The evening of a well spent life brings its lamps with it.
Quote #20968
The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
Quote #30622
Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #34411
A liberal is a person whose interests aren’t at stake at the moment.
Quote #18004
Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But...
Quote #30909
You may laugh at a friend’s roof don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Quote #34289
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #3924
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...