Quote #30176
The Jesus that men want to see is not the Jesus they really need...
Quote #10351
A man has to have a code, a way of life to live by.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #31577
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
Quote #19372
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Quote #11392
Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have...
Quote #603
All sins are attempts to fill voids.
Quote #5042
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #6928
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
Quote #7025
Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.