Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #13275
Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without.
Quote #3359
Hold a true friend with both hands.
Quote #34831
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep...
Quote #28700
If the past cannot teach the present and the father cannot teach the son,...
Quote #20576
To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise...
Quote #17249
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Quote #24104
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Quote #34053
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #14084
No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only...