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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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Affection cannot be manufactored or regulated by law. If one has no affection for...
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Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress...
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I took a look around the office. … I walked out and closed the...
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A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I...
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Our instinctive emotions are those that we have inherited from a much more dangerous...
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.