Quote #13240
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Quote #19224
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green
Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
Quote #19584
Manifest plainness, Embrace simplicity, Reduce selfishness, Have few desires.
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #25381
You can teach a student a lesson for a day but if you can...
Quote #2330
The main thing is you and I should exist, and that we should be...
Quote #10731
In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can.
Quote #19680
Remember that time is money.