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“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
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I am a trial lawyer. … Matilda says that at dinner on a good...
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Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not...
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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
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Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
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The right time was at the crossroads With a future in his plans The...
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Beauty is but a flower,Which wrinkles will devourBrightness falls from the airQueens have died...
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Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and...
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Let me live in a house by the side of the road and be...