Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #27236
When it’s all over, it’s not who you were. . . it’s whether you...
Quote #6756
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real...
Quote #14310
The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.
Quote #23100
When I was as you are now, towering in the confidence of twenty-one, little...
Quote #24468
God bears with the wicked, but not forever.
Quote #8951
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an...
Quote #6574
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #7554
The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as...
Quote #387
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...