Quote #5892
Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
Quote #30549
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
Quote #19441
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #28660
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a...
Quote #17180
My belief is that to have no wants is divine.
Quote #16632
Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates.
Quote #14687
It is the nature of ambition to make men liars and cheats, to hide...
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #10925
Who is better, they who promote truth over happiness, or happiness over truth?