Quote #33515
Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children’s...
Quote #900
When in doubt, use brute force
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The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I...
Quote #29570
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women...
Quote #33397
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
Quote #4424
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Quote #16746
Self-denial is not a virtue it is only the effect of prudence on rascality.
Quote #17051
So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you...
Quote #15334
Intuition comes very close to clairvoyance; it appears to be the extrasensory perception of...
Quote #30575
The secret is to always let the other man have your way.