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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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The most painful state of living is remembering the future.
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Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Rarely have so many people been so wrong about so much.
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Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
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Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself he must act in...
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The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious – the fundamental emotion...