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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
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A feeling of real need is always a good enough reason to pray.
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I love acting. It is so much more real than life.
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We can do no great things, only small things with great love.
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The average person living to age 70 has 613,000 hours of life. This is...
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Don’t gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it...
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Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...
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When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to...
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The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and...