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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
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If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their...
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Our lives are like a candle in the wind.
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Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.
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Books have the same enemies as people fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own...
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each...
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He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail...