Quote #30860
Where there is a sea there are pirates.
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #29446
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
Quote #29548
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #34316
Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
Quote #22239
Without freedom, no art art lives only on the restraints it imposes on itself,...
Quote #1047
Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.
Quote #5312
Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.
Quote #34416
Love God and trust your feelings. Be loyal to them. Don’t betray them.
Quote #20816
The quality of mercy is not strained It droppeth as the gentle rain from...