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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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As is a tale, so is life not how long it is, but how...
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Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
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Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be...
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The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like...
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Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future...
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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
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Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.
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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
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There is a diabolical trio existing in the natural man, implacable, inextinguishable, co-operative and...