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If you know it’s going to happen there’s no need to call it a...
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Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
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The mountain remains unmoved at seeming defeat by the mist.
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It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...
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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
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Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.
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A grownup is a child with layers on.
Quote #9559
Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.
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When God wants to speak and deal with us, he does not avail himself...
Quote #27445
I’m not going to let anybody come down at night like Nicodemus and whisper...