Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #26698
It’s off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.
Quote #20105
To get to heaven we must take it with us.
Quote #20171
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
Quote #25152
Oh do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Quote #14047
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he...
Quote #12265
God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is...
Quote #13563
If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race...
Quote #27487
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us...
Quote #3780
Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead.