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A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
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Values are tapes we play on the Walkman of the mind any tune we...
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Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
Quote #20742
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
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Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is...
Quote #18959
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
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Do not quench your inspiration and your inmagination do not become the slave of...
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Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...