Quote #31711
To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.
Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #25059
He who fails to question is asking for trouble.
Quote #16334
For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #23289
Anyone who refuses to speak out off campus does not deserve to be listened...
Quote #18263
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Quote #10853
The real tradegy is the tragedy of the man who never in his life...
Quote #20636
A minute’s success pays the failure of years.
Quote #246
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...