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I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
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There is no doubt that life is given us, not to be enjoyed, but...
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Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you...
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Good writing takes more than just time; it wants your best moments and the...
Quote #10080
Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear.
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Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure.
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It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left...
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Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Quote #23318
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....