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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
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A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to philosophers to be...
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There isnothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water...
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The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman.
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The superfluous is very necessary.
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Bruce Wayne Y’see, my life is really com-PLEX.
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History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...
Quote #20579
Don’t tell your friends their social faults they will cure the fault and never...