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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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God does not judge us by the multitude of works we perform, but how...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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The world pins no medals on you because of what you know, but it...
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From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can...
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We believe that an artist, in order to be true to himself and his...
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Whatever you are by nature, keep to it never desert your line of talent....
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I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartettes, chamber...
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.