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The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
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He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he...
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If you begin the day with love in your heart, peace in your nerves,...
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You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
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If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
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I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size.
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Art produces ugly things which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the...
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So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
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I would not give one moment of heaven for all the joy and riches...
Quote #23848
One hand washes the other.