Quote #18323
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #17326
The end excuses any evil.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #31560
If you want to be free, there is but one way it is to...
Quote #12219
In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible...
Quote #30126
Isn’t it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out...
Quote #20108
If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong...
Quote #20846
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Quote #19862
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Quote #5778
Words were never invented to fully explain the peaceful aura that surrounds us when...