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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
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The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #2388
He who does not desire power is fit to hold it.
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We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
Quote #34091
Joel That’s the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks.
Quote #21694
Man…is a tame or civilized animal never the less, he requires proper instruction and...
Quote #18482
People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing...
Quote #21869
Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow’s sun to thee may never rise.
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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #31208
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow. I feel my fate in...