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One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
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I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...
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Dinner theater is anti-culture.
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The only religious way to think of death is as a part and parcel...
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Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important...
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
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Is demum miser est, cuius nobilitas miserias nobilitat. (Indeed, wretched the man whose fame...
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Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out...