Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #29209
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #18247
You’re never too old to become younger.
Quote #17189
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If...
Quote #346
I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
Quote #3880
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
Quote #31849
Counting is the religion of this generation it is its hope and its salvation.
Quote #16824
What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
Quote #13618
There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the...
Quote #17168
The American experience stirred mankind from discovery to exploration, from the cautious quest for...