Quote #34503
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #12825
He who refuses to obey cannot command.
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You can do what you want to do, accomplish what you want to accomplish,...
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When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
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When vultures watching your civilization begin dropping dead, it is time to pause and...
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Devotees of grammatical studies have not been distinguished for any very remarkable felicities of...
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Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #4395
Friends have all things in common.