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To educate a man in mind, and not in morals, is to educate a...
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I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
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Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
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You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic...
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The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny...
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God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can’t...
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Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear...
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Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it...
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...