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I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it...
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Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
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Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the...
Quote #18834
As one’s gifts increase, his friends decrease.
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too,...
Quote #510
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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Riches cover a multitude of woes.
Quote #20693
How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not...